Cancer Awareness Supporter Mugs

'Do you have a bike that says I support fighting cancer but hate being lied to?'

"Our war is against cancer."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Alms Bank

Preventive medicine.

Me and my money are soon parted

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

Rodin's Charity Collector

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

Benefactor of children

A rise is out of the question Ruston, but you can have one of my suits I was going to give to Oxfam.

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

"So I look like someone who has something to give??!"

Make a Wish

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'