Cancer Awareness Advocate Mugs

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

Pink ribbon thanks for your support

On the bright side, Bob hadn't smoked a cigarette in 3 days.

'The bad news is that it's definitely Cancer. The good news is that I hear it's 'in'.'

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Our war is against cancer."

YOLO vs YODO

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Bubbling

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

What's really in junk food...

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Opium Den 2019

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

AIDS prevention