Cancer Awareness Advocate Prints

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

On the bright side, Bob hadn't smoked a cigarette in 3 days.

'The bad news is that it's definitely Cancer. The good news is that I hear it's 'in'.'

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Our war is against cancer."

YOLO vs YODO

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Bubbling

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

Sewer Rats

What's really in junk food...

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

AIDS prevention

Opium Den 2019

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."