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"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

Lyme's Disease Support Group

YOLO vs YODO

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Bubbling

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

What's really in junk food...

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

Opium Den 2019

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

AIDS prevention

Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

Pink ribbon thanks for your support

Rats escape boat which has arrived in Europe.

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'