Disease Awareness Advocate Prints

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

Lyme's Disease Support Group

YOLO vs YODO

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Bubbling

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

What's really in junk food...

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

Opium Den 2019

AIDS prevention

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

Rats escape boat which has arrived in Europe.

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

Drug-Free Zone ... Except For Junk Food.

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'