Cancer Support Gifts

Chemotherapy male warrior

'Do you have a bike that says I support fighting cancer but hate being lied to?'

Computer Room.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Our war is against cancer."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Couple

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'