Cancer Support Advocate Gifts

The Chemo Diet

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

Vaccine

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Cuba applauds its doctors

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Preventive medicine.

Regardless children just want to fit in.

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'