Cancer Support Advocate Gifts

The Chemo Diet

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

Prostate: 51st State

Covid and the Vaccines

Vaccine

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Cuba applauds its doctors

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Preventive medicine.

Vaccines vs Variants