Cancer Awareness Supporters Gifts

The Tumors' rebellious son.

"Our war is against cancer."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Preventive medicine.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave.

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

Pink ribbon thanks for your support

"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

'The bad news is that it's definitely Cancer. The good news is that I hear it's 'in'.'

'Doctor, I think they switched my results - this letter I received says I have dense breasts, but wouldn't that mean they'd be perkier - at least above my belly button?'

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

Swine flu hits Britain.

"Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity."

Chemotherapy male warrior

"Promise to expand services. Then close the maternity ward." "When Trump ran Health Quest..."

Cull people who clear leaves or snow from their sidewalk by shoving it onto their neighbor's.

'What do you mean we can't have custody of the children?'

"An attack of thrush requires prompt medical intervention."

Responsibility/Invisibility

"Honey, we have donated to the third world. We can ignore the poverty on our doorstep."

And you think that hard core smokers actually care about the image on the pack?

Reference section of a library: 'Who's who (without steroids), Who's who (with steroids).

Junk food.