Cancer Research Supporter Gifts

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

2021

National Everything Awareness Day

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Brad Pitt

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"I think we have run out of time..."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

Effective Cuban vaccines

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Alms Bank

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

COVID Vaccine

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

Vaccine Hesitancy

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Me and my money are soon parted

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Doctor

Safe vaccine for the world

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Guns won't help

Vaccination is defeating the virus

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Tell me about your programmer."

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

"I've been experiencing a lot of deja flew, lately."