Cancer Treatment Support Gifts

"I'm not the chemo nurse. I'm the Kemo Sabe nurse."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Computer Room.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Geek fairies

Torn-Off Mouse.

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."