Support Group Advocate Gifts

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

Apathy support group - no one turns up.

"I relapsed."

Alcoholics Anonymous

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Our war is against cancer."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Support group for sheep.

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Aging Support Group

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."