Support Group Advocate Prints

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

Apathy support group - no one turns up.

"I relapsed."

Alcoholics Anonymous

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Our war is against cancer."

Support group for sheep.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."

"I'd like you to welcome Grinda to our group. Grinda has issues with potion abuse, poison apples, and a history of negative relationships with men and toads."

'I have proof my support group is plotting against me.'

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'