Support Group Attendee Gifts

Obsessives anon -"My name is Hadrian and I build walls."

Self-help group needs promoting to helping themselves to tea and biscuits

Gamblers Anonymous: Just popped out to the bookies back soon.

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

This is Joe...we met at hypochondriacs anoymous and dated for a while, but then we got sick of each other.

Kleptomaniacs Anonymous

"Our war is against cancer."

Support group for sheep.

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Courage. Love.

Aging Support Group

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'