Joining Support Group Gifts

'My name's Steve, and I'm an alcoholic. And I'm pretty sure the guy vomiting behind my chair is too.'

'Don't be alarmed, my dear - I've joined Alcoholics Anonymous.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Support group for sheep.

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Courage. Love.

Aging Support Group

"Welcome."

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."