Support Group Participants Gifts

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

Gamblers Anonymous: 'Betcha I recover before you do.'

"I'd like you to welcome Grinda to our group. Grinda has issues with potion abuse, poison apples, and a history of negative relationships with men and toads."

"Our war is against cancer."

Support group for sheep.

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Courage. Love.

Aging Support Group

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."

'I have proof my support group is plotting against me.'