Support Groups Gifts

'First step is the hardest. You've got to admit that you don't have a problem.'

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

Fish - Catch and Release Stress

Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Anonymous

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

Obsessives anon -"My name is Hadrian and I build walls."

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Minutes from the Adult Attention Deficit Disorder Support Group

Worriers Support Group.

"Welcome,everyone. It's lovely to see so many faces here this morning."

Multiple personality support group meets here (members wearing multiple name badges).

'Note to self... remove slot machine before next meeting.'

AA Meeting: Still in denial. Please help.

'There is no cure but the good news is we have some great support groups.'

I'm thinking of joining the, 'People Who Enjoy Solitude in Large Numbers', group.

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

'Hello, my name is Bill and I've been - aaaargh! I did it again!'

'... But I don't want to stop. I thought this was some sort of secret drinking club.'

"Then, 18 years ago, I had a moment of clarity. Ever since, I've been working the program, hoping for another one."

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Wiggly path leads to 'Alcoholics Anonymous' entrance.

"I relapsed."

Carb free support group: 'Oh boy! I can have my cake and not eat it, too!'

Denials' anonymous

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."

AA: the next generation.

Fear of the dark support group.

'I'm just here to meet the girls...'

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"