Support Groups T-Shirts

'First step is the hardest. You've got to admit that you don't have a problem.'

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

Fish - Catch and Release Stress

Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Anonymous

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

Obsessives anon -"My name is Hadrian and I build walls."

Minutes from the Adult Attention Deficit Disorder Support Group

Multiple personality support group meets here (members wearing multiple name badges).

'There is no cure but the good news is we have some great support groups.'

"Welcome,everyone. It's lovely to see so many faces here this morning."

'Note to self... remove slot machine before next meeting.'

Worriers Support Group.

AA Meeting: Still in denial. Please help.

I'm thinking of joining the, 'People Who Enjoy Solitude in Large Numbers', group.

Denials' anonymous

"I relapsed."

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Then, 18 years ago, I had a moment of clarity. Ever since, I've been working the program, hoping for another one."

Wiggly path leads to 'Alcoholics Anonymous' entrance.

'Hello, my name is Bill and I've been - aaaargh! I did it again!'

'... But I don't want to stop. I thought this was some sort of secret drinking club.'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

Elf on the Wagon

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."

'I'm just here to meet the girls...'

Amnesiacs Anonymous

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Memory-Loss Anonymous

AA: the next generation.