Support Group Participant Gifts

'First step is the hardest. You've got to admit that you don't have a problem.'

Pyromaniacs Anonymous - "Anyone got a light?"

Fear of the dark support group.

"My name's Bob and I drink like a fish."

Kleptomaniacs anonymous self help group/"I'm helping myself."

Stolen Identity Support group

Amnesiacs Anonymous - 'How should I know whether I've been here before?'

'I have proof my support group is plotting against me.'

Passive Aggressive Support Group

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"I think I took about 12 full steps just today."

"Our war is against cancer."

Support group for sheep.

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Courage. Love.

Aging Support Group

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.