Adjusting To Dentures Gifts

"He'll have the pasta, make sure it's NOT al dente."

Today's special... donuts.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

The incomplete Angler

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"You complete me."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

"Remember toothache!!!"

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

"Truth is, Howard, I would have fired you years ago, but I was always afraid the donut shop across the street would go out of business if I did!"

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Out of Order.

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

"...and doughnuts?!"

'You're being promoted to vice prez of personal energy management! You'll be the guy who goes out for coffee and donuts!'

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

Lost.

Donut Eating Contest

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.