Denture Aficionado Gifts

Dentures for a shark

'Dentist in and out trays.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Air Dentistry

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"Remember toothache!!!"

Dentimony.

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'You do dentistry?'

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'Darling, remember to brush your teeth after dinner...'

"Would it kill you to throw some flossers in the Utility Belt?"

Dracula's tooth.