Denture Humourist Gifts

"Grandma, take your dentures back and leave my tooth for the tooth fairy."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

"Aperitif?"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The New Age Dentist.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

'Hi! -- I'm selling theory insurance!'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Needs ketchup."

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

So...who is your provider ?

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.