Tooth-themed Humorist Gifts

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

The New Age Dentist.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"Needs ketchup."

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."