Humorist With A Taste For Teeth Gifts

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

The New Age Dentist.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"It's teeth whitening."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"Needs ketchup."

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'