Tooth Humorist Gifts

Passionate about Halitosis

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

The New Age Dentist.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

I see braces in his future.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"Needs ketchup."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."