Tooth Fairy Humorist Gifts

'Oh, yes, I agree. It is TRAGIC how costly braces have become! We do everything we can to hold prices down.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

Calcium Deposits.

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Cheap Dentistry

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

Veterinary Dentist.

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'