Comedian's Tooth Fairy Gifts

To emphasize the importance of flossing, Dr. Nerg would astound his patients by walking across a line of floss.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Calcium Deposits.

Cheap Dentistry

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

Veterinary Dentist.

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'