Tooth Fairy Impersonator Gifts

Dentist working on a giant

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

Car Dentistry.

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Cheap Dentistry

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

Veterinary Dentist.

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."