Tooth Fairy's Assistant Gifts

"She's definitely had work done."

Nurse, check if Mr Burgess paid for his last filling, or will I have to extract it from him.

"I detect a little laxity in your flossing."

Now they're what I call cavities!

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Car Dentistry.

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Calcium Deposits.

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Cheap Dentistry

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

Veterinary Dentist.

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"My, what big teeth you have, Grandmother."

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'