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"She's definitely had work done."

Nurse, check if Mr Burgess paid for his last filling, or will I have to extract it from him.

"I detect a little laxity in your flossing."

Now they're what I call cavities!

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Car Dentistry.

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Cheap Dentistry

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

Veterinary Dentist.

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"My, what big teeth you have, Grandmother."

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.