Tooth Fairy's Apprentice T-Shirts

Teeth with Braces.

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

Car Dentistry.

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Boy who has been to the dentist

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Cheap Dentistry

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"My, what big teeth you have, Grandmother."

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

Veterinary Dentist.

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.

'Dentristry medicine.'

Tooth fairy wanted: 'Next!'

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."