Tooth Fairy's Friend T-Shirts

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'

'Don't be silly dear -- there's nothing to be afraid of.'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Wanna hear a real funny joke?"

The tooth fairy.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'