Tooth Fairy's Apprentice Gifts

Teeth with Braces.

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

Car Dentistry.

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Boy who has been to the dentist

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Calcium Deposits.

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Cheap Dentistry

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Veterinary Dentist.

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

"My, what big teeth you have, Grandmother."

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

'Dentristry medicine.'

Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.