Tooth Fairy Humorist Pillows

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Cheap Dentistry

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Veterinary Dentist.

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.