Denture Humourist T-Shirts

"Grandma, take your dentures back and leave my tooth for the tooth fairy."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

The New Age Dentist.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Hi! -- I'm selling theory insurance!'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

So...who is your provider ?

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"Needs ketchup."

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'