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Dentures for a shark

'Dentist in and out trays.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

Air Dentistry

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

"Remember toothache!!!"

Dentimony.

'You do dentistry?'

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

Dracula's tooth.

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

'Darling, remember to brush your teeth after dinner...'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"Would it kill you to throw some flossers in the Utility Belt?"

'You were afraid for the drill?'