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'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

'Blimy! Colgate Ultrawhitener I guess?'

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

"So when did you learn to read wallets?"

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Files of Doom

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"Remember toothache!!!"

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

"I can't understand how it got lost - I haven't filed it yet"

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

"It's his body language. All I hear is snorting, burping, and ominous rumblings from his lower extremities."

'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.

'I've got acid indigestion.'

"He died from eyestrain...read every prospectus they ever sent him."

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

Dentures for a shark

"Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! We have four stomachs you see."