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'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Lars, do have that CD I lent you? It got stuck in the CD player. I think it's a herniated disc.

"No need to Whatsapp me dear, I'm right here."

"Remember toothache!!!"

The intellectual and the wise

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

"I'll be glad when this speech balloon strike is over...!"

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

'Just because!'

"Would you mind not interrupting? I'm trying to have a sensible conversation."

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

Dentures for a shark

'The life I love is makin' music with my friends...'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

"Gesundheit."