Denture Dialogue Gifts

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"Remember toothache!!!"

"I'll be glad when this speech balloon strike is over...!"

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

'Just because!'

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

The intellectual and the wise

"Would you mind not interrupting? I'm trying to have a sensible conversation."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Dentures for a shark

'The life I love is makin' music with my friends...'

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

"Gesundheit."

'How are we supposed to have a constructive dialogue when you keep trying to interrupt me?'