Denture Debater Gifts

"You don't want to mess about with that denture fixative rubbish Ethel. You want to get yourself some gasket seal from the motor spares shop."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

Verbal Orders

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

John Newman

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

'It's your debt to society.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

'Don't worry, there's absolutely nothing wrong with you that throwing a lot of money at it won't cure.'

"Our flag means debt."

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

Political correctness - the early years

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

"Someday this will all be yours!"

Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'