Denture Debater Pillows

"You don't want to mess about with that denture fixative rubbish Ethel. You want to get yourself some gasket seal from the motor spares shop."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

Verbal Orders

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

John Newman

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

'It's your debt to society.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

'Don't worry, there's absolutely nothing wrong with you that throwing a lot of money at it won't cure.'

"Our flag means debt."

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

Political correctness - the early years

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

"Someday this will all be yours!"

Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

Italy Shackled by the Euro Debt Crisis