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'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

"Now that's a win."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Recession

Like Minded

The United States Public Debt.

"You might want to save that for your blog."

And now, for a rebuttal.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Global warming debate.

The last word.

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

Approved Debate Questions

John Newman

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

'It's your debt to society.'