Dental Dilemma Debater Pillows

Avoiding Dental Expenses

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

Vaping cigarette

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Political correctness - the early years

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

Quack Medicine

"You first."

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

The devolution of the NHS

Be Right There

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

I've got Extreme Partisanship Syndrome? Is there such a thing? It's going around. It's acute anxiety caused by someone one the other side of the aisle. Feels like a heart attack. Absurd. That's what the right wing says about universal health care. Universal care is absurd?! I rest my case. Heart seizing! Can't ... breathe ...

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'