Moral Dilemmas Debater Pillows

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'