Moral Debate Debater Pillows

"'Thou shalt not kill'....Well, does that ring a bell?"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'