Dilemma Debaters Pillows

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

Changing Minds

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Abortion Rights Are Doomed Now and It's Largely the Democrats' Fault

Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

Mind Narrows road sign.

'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

No Tread on Me

'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder..they'll bugger it up and sell them off cheap.'

"This is all Obama's fault! If he hadn't invented the Affordable Care Act, we wouldn't be in this mess..!"

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

Just Because You Have Free Speech Doesn't Mean You Should Speak Freely

"I think we should leave Europe then retake it by force."

Here's How Passing Trumpcare In the Dead of Night Will Work for the Republicans

'If just one of you pantywaists had the balls to carry a gun the tragic murder of Baby New Year could have be prevented!'

How a Bill Becomes Law - Updated

'You know, you've been on the throne for thirty-seven years, and you're still fuzzy on the issues.'

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"

Emergency Healthcare.

Jesus's ideas sound compelling but it might just be a front for a right wing Christian agenda.

I agree with you Sadie. It's a total waste. What is? Facebook. It just sucks up your time, with the chatting and the updates and the Scrabble playing. Scrabble? People play on Facebook, or their iPhones, or casual game sites. Total waste. I love Scrabble! Hook baited. Internal conflict!

"Got to make America great again."