Dilemma Debaters Pillows

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

Changing Minds

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

Mind Narrows road sign.

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

No Tread on Me

'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder..they'll bugger it up and sell them off cheap.'

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

"This is all Obama's fault! If he hadn't invented the Affordable Care Act, we wouldn't be in this mess..!"

'You know, you've been on the throne for thirty-seven years, and you're still fuzzy on the issues.'

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"

'If just one of you pantywaists had the balls to carry a gun the tragic murder of Baby New Year could have be prevented!'

Emergency Healthcare.

Church sign states congregation can't decide on carpet color.

"Got to make America great again."