Dialogue Debaters Pillows

"Do you realize I haven't had a raise in twelve years?"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Changing Minds

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

The last word.

Global warming debate.

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

Woke Jersey Shore

Approved Debate Questions

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'My opponent hates cats.'