Degree Debater Pillows

Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing

'I think educated guesses are useless; they're nothing but I-don't-knows with a degree.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

Changing Minds

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

Verbal Orders

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Like Minded

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

The last word.

Global warming debate.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Approved Debate Questions

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

'My opponent hates cats.'