Campus Debater Pillows

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Changing Minds

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Like Minded

Verbal Orders

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

The book is so much better than the film..

The last word.

Global warming debate.

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

Yellow Vests

Approved Debate Questions

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.