College Admissions Debater Pillows

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'It's my application to Harvard...'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Like Minded

Verbal Orders

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

The last word.

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

Global warming debate.

'My opponent hates cats.'