College Discussant Pillows

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Verbal Orders

Like Minded

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

Global warming debate.

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

The last word.

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Approved Debate Questions

'My opponent hates cats.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.