Denture Dilemmas Pillows

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Improvised Dentistry.

Shark with Braces.

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

Toothless Meal

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Car Dentistry.

"That explains all the cavities."

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'My dentist recommended it.'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

Dentist Training School.

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"Aperitif?"

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'